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Introducing Dunder Mifflin AI
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Smarter. Faster. Useless.
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Big news! After years of rigorous development (and by “years,” we mean last Thursday afternoon), Dunder Mifflin is proud to launch our first-ever AI assistant.
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Randomly insert “ASAP” into
your emails for extra urgency.
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Generate weekly reports…
that no one will read.
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Reply “Noted” to every message – automatically!
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It’s the future of office productivity…
in the most Dunder Mifflin way possible.
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Dunder Mifflin AI may cause confusion, workplace frustration, and existential crises. Use at your own risk.
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Scranton, PA | 1-800-PAPER-4U | support@dundermifflin.com
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You received this email because you once expressed mild interest in office supplies. Or maybe you didn’t. Either way, it’s too late now.
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