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HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S,
LOSER EARTHLINGS!
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WOOOAHHHH, IT’S APRIL 1ST, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. EXCEPT FOR THE BIGGEST, CRAZIEST, MOST INTERGALACTICALLY RANDOM PROMO EVER!!!
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ACT FAST! THIS DEAL EXPIRES
IN EXACTLY 3.14 MINUTES!
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Buy 2 Interdimensional Tickets, get a third one that teleports you to a random galaxy!
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Play our new game “Frog Battle Royale 7” – you’re legally responsible for whatever happens.
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First 100 customers get a free bucket of Spacemilk™ (please don’t ask what’s in it).
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First person to reply to this email gets… uh… a surprise? Or maybe nothing? Who knows, we outsourced this promo to a sentient cloud.
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Your #1 Stop for Intergalactic
Fun & Financial Regret!
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Somewhere in the Multiverse |
Call us via psychic waves |
wewontreply@blipsandchitz.biz
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